Overheard, walking from the Plaza to Northtown Books, this exchange between transients.
Transient #1: So, you're liking it here in Humboldt County?
Transient #2: Oh, yeah, it's so great man.
Transient #1: I know, I just got my first DUI and I've been driving like this for years.
Overheard, woman on cellphone in front of Sacred Grounds.
Woman: So, he's trying to convince you to marry him?
Woman: He's that confident?
Woman: You should tell him he should buy a house.